FAWK LOL goddamnit you!! These things take forever you know! Luckily for you I have no life…
A: Are you a virgin?
Yes. Sorry, but I just find sex gross. And don’t tell me I’m going to change my mind.
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
- Being accused of something I didn’t do
- Being ignored 5ever
- People only talking to me when they want my help
C: Celebrity crush?
David Tennant. Oh yes. And younger Jude Law.
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
OH MAN I don’t know… There are a few things but I guess I would not drop my bro down the brick steps when he was young LOL I always felt really horrible about that even though it was 100% an accident.
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
Water, iced tea, normal beverages… Nothing alcoholic.
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
I guess a 6? Idk… What am I rating myself on? Overall?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
3 years with my laptop named Rita.
I: 5 turn ons
Man I swear I answered this before but okay… Let me try to think of ones I don’t think I mentioned before… Gonna be hard…
- Piercings as long as they’re not excessive (especially facial ones like ear, nose, and lip piercings… Tongue not so much.)
- Very intelligent but not more so than me
- Able to make me laugh
- A nice nose
J: 5 turn offs
- Know-it-all (sort of similar I guess)
- Super hairyness u_u
- Super muscularness
- Being a jerkass
K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?
Umm… Oh boy… I don’t lie a lot but I guess when I kicked a guy in the crotch and then told my teacher I didn’t? |D GOD I’m bad.
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
Hell. Yes. I don’t like my own race very much because they tend to act like my family members, who harrass me daily.
M: What is your sexual orientation?
Uhh… Straightly asexual? Whatever you call that… I’m not interested in sex at all, or kissing and stuff like that, but I am attracted to guys.
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
- Good looking
- Have a lot in common with me
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
I’m not saying their name cause I’m not stupid and they may see this. But I thought they were everything I could hope for…. Sadly I apparently overlooked the fact that they don’t like me much???
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Man, I can’t just name one. But I’m extremely great friends with Rita/Targetlost, Hani/Silentiouswhispers, Shannon/fruityloopz, and Anna who has no Tumblr. You’re fairly high on there but not quite cause you ruin my stuff.
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
I’m not really sure…. -thinks- I guess shonen ai AHAHAHA I don’t really like yaoi like a lot of people do though.
R: Who was your first kiss?
No one unless you count my parents. Gross.
S: Do looks matter to you?
A bit, but not really… I actually thought my current crush was quite ugly at first but after I spoke with him I thought he was the hottest person I ever saw?!?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
WOW Okay I don’t know… Normal underwear? I don’t wear anything weird. They’re red.
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
My penis is gigantic and idk I guess my boobs are average? People say they’re big but I don’t think so.
V: How far have you gone?
I am asexual and a virgin, so what do you think? xD I haven’t even ever kissed someone before!
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
HELL. NO. It’s so damn annoying. Since my hair is long, straight, and smooth, people LOVE sticking their hands into my hair uninvited. I don’t think they would like it if I did the same to them!!
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
WHAT EVEN - NO… People do that?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Nope |D When I was younger and couldn’t hold it though yeah XD Awkward.